Berlin is famously the city of sex, and this time of year is no different. We have compiled a list of the filthiest events happening over the festive period. From dirty comedy to a d*ck sculpting workshop, defend against the harsh winter by getting steamy at one of these uniquely Berlin events.
Sketcherei
Stretch your artistic muscles this festive season and get involved with one of Sketcherei’s Burlesque life-drawing sessions. Whether you’re a seasoned easel user or looking to pop your life-drawing cherry, this is a hot and fabulous way to both learn a new skill and be delightfully entertained.
- Zum Starken August, Schönhauser Allee 56, December 11 & 18, details.
Naughty Candle making workshop
Come and make a phallic candle at the queer open-air Winter Wunderland Christmas market. A unique mix of the cosily wholesome and deliciously dirty, community and naughtiness come together at this beautifully Berlin workshop. The market also boasts street food, live music, mulled wine and DJs. The class itself is free and the prices of the candles start at 5 euros.
- Stranded at Jannowitzbrücke, Rolandufer 4, Mitte, December 15th, 16:30 – 22:00, details.
Ceramic D*ck Sculpture Workshop
Whether you’re inspired by your own, your lovers’, your ex’s or one you’ve always dreamt of, this unique workshop makes for the perfect way to unwind after a long, hard week. Promising a safe and cosy environment with space limited to 10 people, get your hands dirty this festive season and leave with something that lasts forever.
- Torstr. 166, December 16th, 16:00 -18:00, details.
Kinktastisch! Free your Fetish! HOLIDAYS STYLE
Unleash your deepest and wildest desires at Insomnia. With a jacuzzi, shower and play dungeon on offer for your delight this December, whatever way you get your pleasures, you will be welcomed with open arms and a complimentary shot to this joyfully inclusive night of play.
- Insomnia, Alt-Tempelhof 17-19, Tempelhof, December 16th, details
SmutSlam Berlin: “GIVING & RECEIVING”
This dirty storytelling open mic has gained international acclaim, with versions of it taking place all over the world. The series founder, Cameryn Moore, is originally from the US but now lives right here in Berlin. This December the theme of the show in her adopted home is “Giving and Receiving”, just perfect for this gift-heavy time of year. With prizes on offer from Other Nature and Njoy Toys, SmutSlam features real-life, first-person sex stories from the audience, guests, and celebrity judges.
Feeling shy but REALLY need an answer to that burning question…? You can also contribute confessions and queries anonymously.
- Crack Bellmer, Revaler Str. 99, Friedrichshain, December 18th, 19:00 – 23:00, details.
Electric Christmas Monday at KitKat
There’s no one way to do Christmas day right, so why not head to KitKat and spend it exactly as you desire? A chance to cut loose and make merry with friends and strangers, throw off the confines of tradition – and clothes – and give yourself a gift you really want.
- KitKat, Köpenicker Str. 76, Mitte, December 25th, details
Merry Stripmas
Produced, written and performed by sex workers, Merry Stripmas first debuted to a sold-out house and standing ovations back in 2022. Returning this year in an adapted and updated form, this show follows five members of the Berlin Strippers Collective on a quiet night at the strip club during the holidays. Combining politics, dance and sexuality, the collective is a crucial part of the city’s culture and this is both a sexy and serious way to show your support.
- Volksbühne at Rosa-Luxemburg-Platz, Mitte, December 31st – January 1st, 20:00 – 23:00, details.
Berlin’s History of Sex – Augmented Reality Guided Tour
A one-of-a-kind, truly Berlin experience, this is a chance to walk with the past and learn all about the rich history of sex in the city. This is no normal guided tour, augmented reality elements make the past come to life right in front of you; get ready to walk down the streets of Schoneberg with a gaggle of lesbian flappers and have your mind blown by the birthplace of sexual science. Taking you from the Roaring Twenties, right through to today, this tour is led by a certified social scientist and sex educator.
- Meet in front of the palace “Schloss Bellevue”, Spreeweg 1, various dates and times, details.
